Astrological highlight #1: Corey
Corey came into this world with a Virgo Sun, Scorpio Moon, and Libra Rising — a combination that makes him one of the most perceptive, quietly magnetic people in any room. He has an almost uncanny ability to read people and situations, sensing what’s really going on beneath the surface long before anyone else does. That Libra Rising wraps all of this in a genuinely warm, easygoing charm, which is why people trust him quickly and lean on him often. He makes it look effortless, but there’s a lot of careful observation happening behind that easy smile — and that observation is exactly what fuels the humor.
Because Corey is funny. Not accidentally funny, not occasionally funny — genuinely, consistently, gift-of-the-gods funny. His Mercury conjunct Jupiter is one of the strongest aspects in his entire chart, and it is essentially the astrological blueprint for wit: a big, fast, expansive mind that finds the exact right words at the exact right moment. Virgo sharpens it into precision — the perfectly timed observation, the deadpan delivery that lands like a scalpel. Venus in Leo adds the performer, the natural showman who genuinely loves to delight a room. And then Uranus throws in the wild card energy — that aspect gives his humor an unpredictable, left-field quality that catches people completely off guard. He’s the person who says the thing nobody saw coming and suddenly everyone is crying laughing. The chart even describes his Uranus-Neptune conjunction as “an odd but happy sense of humor and perspective,” which honestly just sounds like Corey.
What drives him beneath all of that is a hunger for depth and meaning. His Scorpio Moon means he doesn’t do anything halfway — especially emotionally. Shallow relationships and surface-level conversations simply don’t interest him. He is wired for intensity, loyalty, and transformation, and the people lucky enough to be in his inner circle know they have someone who shows up fully. What’s beautiful about Corey’s chart is how much potential for growth is baked into it — the same sensitivity that makes him deeply attuned to others is also what keeps pushing him to evolve, dig deeper, and become more. The stars suggest his journey is not only a fascinating one, but a pretty entertaining one for everyone along for the ride.
As for what’s coming — the Sagittarius Blue Moon on May 31st hits Corey’s chart in an interesting way. Full moons in Sagittarius form a direct opposition to Scorpio, which means his Moon takes this one personally. For a Scorpio Moon, that tension between Sagittarius’s push toward freedom, expansion, and bold truth-telling and Scorpio’s preference for depth, privacy, and control can feel genuinely stirring — like something that’s been quietly known for a while is suddenly demanding to be said out loud. This is less a gentle lunation for him and more of a reckoning energy. The invitation is to let something surface that he’s been holding close, and to trust that the people around him can handle it. Given his natural loyalty and emotional intelligence, whatever comes up for Corey around this moon is probably worth paying attention to.
